Dog Jokes

From Finn & Jake, 10 years old

A dog walks up to a crow and asks, “Hey Crow, do you do any online stuff?” And you know what the crow says?

“I don’t tweet!”

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From Sr, 13 years old, Canada

What do you call a dog that’s spoiled ?

A bratweiler!,

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From Megster, 11 years old, IL

Why do dogs like trees so much ?

They’re attracted to the bark.

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From Nikki, 17 years old, Africa

How do dogs eat?

With their paws!

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From Sea, 10 years old, USA

What did the puppies eat at the movies?

Pup-corn!!!

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From Jello, 11 years old, Ontario, Canada

What happened when the dog went at the flea show?

He stole the show!

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