Dog Jokes

From Megster, 11 years old, IL

Why do dogs like trees so much ?

They’re attracted to the bark.

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From Sea, 10 years old, USA

What did the puppies eat at the movies?

Pup-corn!!!

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From Jello, 11 years old, Ontario, Canada

What happened when the dog went at the flea show?

He stole the show!

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From Andrew, 9 years old, USA

Why did the dog stay away from the grill?

He didn’t want to be the HOT DOG!

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From Maria, age 14, Albany, Louisiana

What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?

I’m a weiner!!!

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From Hannah, age 11, USA

What do you call a puppy who loves anchovies and garlic?

A dog whose bark is a thousand times worse than his bite!

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