What dog has the most ticks?
A watch dog!
Dog Jokes
What did the dog say to the cat?
Nothing! Dogs can’t talk!
Their was a female dog who went to three male dogs and asked them to make a sentence that had liver and cheese in the sentence. So the first dog said “Would you like some liver and cheese?”
She didn’t like that sentence, so she turned to the next dog. Annd the next dog said, “Do you have any liver or cheese?”
She didn’t say a thing and then turned to the next dog, and asked him to say a sentence with liver and cheese in it.
And the last dog said, “Liver alone. Cheese mine”.
Where do you find a one-legged dog?
Where you left it!
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him!
How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs?
When you step in a poodle.
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