Why can’t a Dalmatian puppy hide from her mom?
Because he’s already been spotted!
Dog Jokes
Why did the dog chew his paw?
To get to the bone!
How does a dog stop a VCR?
He presses the “paws” button!
Why did the dog eat fertilizer?
To grow up!!!
What did the 3-legged dog say as he came into the saloon?
“I’ve come for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you stop a dog barking in your backyard?
Put it in your front yard!
