One day a mom walked into a pet store and saod, “Can I have a dog for my son?” The pet store owner said,
“Sorry ma’am, we don’t do swaps.”
Dog Jokes
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend.
Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read!
Why did the dog jump into the fire?
Because it wanted to become a hot dog!
What is a dog’s favorite soda?
Pup-si!!!!!
What do you call shampoo for dogs?
Shampooch!
What’s a dog’s least favorite type of fabric?
Fleece! (fleas)
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