Why didn’t the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?
Because there were too many cheetahs!
Elephant Jokes
What should you do with a blue elephant?
Cheer it up!
What holds your toys and you go potty in it?
A toy-let!
There was a man sitting under tree. Suddenly, a little sparrow came and sat on his shoulder. The man died. Tell me, how did this happen?
Because Little Sparrow was the name of the elephant!
What goes splash, splash, splash, splosh?
An elephant with water in its tennis shoes!
How do you know that elephants are shy?
Because they swim with their trunks on!
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