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Elephant Jokes

From Barbara, a parent from Solana Beach.

What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!
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Filed Under: Elephant, Ocean and Beach

From Rupali, age 15, Delhi, India

What do you do when an elephant sits on your car?

You need to buy a new car!
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Filed Under: Elephant

From Punk, age 10, USA

What do elephants have that people dont’ have?

Baby elephants!
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From Sky, age 10, Montana

What do you do if you get eaten by an elephant?

Run around and run around until you are all pooped out!
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Filed Under: Elephant

From Chris, age 10, Ontario, Canada

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a wad of gum?

An elephant that sticks to the bottom of your shoe or gum that never forgets.
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Filed Under: Elephant, Shoe

From Stephanie V., age 13, Orlando, FL

What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?

You know they are all on the same team!
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Filed Under: Elephant

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