What do you call a large, grey animal that rings?
A Bellephant.
Elephant Jokes
Alexandria: Why do Elephants paint their nails different colors?
Sami: I don’t know, why?
Alexandria: So they can hide in a bubble gum machine!
Sami: I’ve never seen an elephant in a bubble gum machine!
Alexandria: See, it works!
What’s as big as an elephant but doesn’t weigh anything?
An elephant’s shadow.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a flea or tick?
A very worried dog!!!
Who is beautiful, gray, and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelaphant.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken was carrying a peanut!
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