Flower and Garden Jokes

From Justice Glenn, 9 years old, USA

How does a tree get into its computer?

It has to LOG-IN!

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From Priscilla, 15 years old, Illinois

What would you use a cow for planting?

You need moo poo too!

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From Kyle, 6 years old, Moscow, Russia

How did the farmer fix his jeans?

With a cabbage patch!

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From Kaci, age 11, Defiance ,Ohio

What is brown and sticky

A stick!

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From Rob231, age 10, Edinburgh, Scotland

The gardener found a trumpet growing in his garden; what did he do?

ROOT-IT-TOOT!

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From Faith, age 12, Cavite, Philippines

What does a tree drink at parties?

Rootbeer!

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