Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup!
Food Jokes
What did the cake say to the knife?
You want a piece of me?
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wasabi?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
LET US IN!
Waiter:”Would you like your coffee black?”
Customer:”What other colors do you have?”
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