Why did the potato on the motorbike get arrested?
‘Cause he broke the spud limit!
Food Jokes
What is a foot’s favorite candy?
“Tootsie” rolls!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho Cheese!
What is green and flies?
Superpickle
Where do a onelegged dude work?
ihop!
A panda goes to a restaurant and orders bamboo, after the meal, the panda shoots his waiter then leaves. Later the police catch up to the panda and asked him why he shot her, the panda simply answers; look me up in the dictionary. The police look up “panda” in the dictionary and it said,….
PANDA: Eats bamboo shoots and leaves.
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