Food Jokes

From Swell, a reader, Botswana

What is the best type of ham to have during May?

Mayhem!

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From Merk, age 13, USA

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

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From Kiwi, age 10, Utah, USA

Why was the tomato blushing?

It saw the salad dressing!

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From Nicole, age 9, New York

Why did the bee get married?

Because it found its honey!

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From Yuya, age 10, South Korea

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?

I’m stuck on you!

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From Neenee, age 9, Memphis

What do you call a monster with cookies?

Cookie monster!

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