What do you get when you eat beans and onions?
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From Autumn Wilson, 10 years old, America
What do you get when you eat beans and onions?
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What did the fruit say to the salad when they were playing hide-and-seek?
From James W, a teacher, Wales
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From Lil' Shawty, age 9, NC
What did the taco say to the other taco?
From Max T, 7 years old, New Jersey
What does a hot dog say to hurry up?
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