How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Food Jokes
Two cupcakes are in an oven, the first one says,
“Boy, it sure is hot in here!”
Then, Turning around, the second one said…..
“Ahhhhhh a talking cupcake!”
What fruit likes roller coasters?
Ki-Wheee!
What is a ghosts’ favorite cereal?
Booberry crunch!!
There was a man who grabbed a bowl and a spoon and went outside.Then one of his friends came over and saw him.The friend asked him why he had a bowl and a spoon outside.THE MAN SAID….
I LISTENED TO THE WEATHER CHANNEL AND THEY SAID IT WAS GOING TO BE ………CHILI!
What do you call a duck in a box?
A quacker box.
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