Food Jokes

Where should you never eat (unless you like mud pies)?

What do people say when they are at the salad bar?

You know in the morning you can murder a bowl of cornflakes.

Why did Tony go out with a prune?

What do you call a bean that always lies?

A woman went into the bakers shop and said, “I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest you check your scales.” The baker looked at her calmly for a moment or two and then replied;