Food Jokes

From Zaghloul, a teacher, Mehalla, Egypt

Why do we drink tea?

Because we cannot eat it.

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From Taylor, age 9, Canada

What is the fastest moving thing?

Catch Up.

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From Arielle, age 10, Virginia Beach, Virginia

Green grape and purple grape are best friends. One day, they decided to hang out together.
Green grape said;

Breathe, purple grape, breathe!

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From Allaina, age 12, St. Louis, Missouri, USA

Where should you never eat (unless you like mud pies)?

MuckDonalds!

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From Virginia, age 13, Wisconsin, Kenosha

What do people say when they are at the salad bar?

Lettuce begin!

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From Joe, age 8, London, England

You know in the morning you can murder a bowl of cornflakes.

Does that make you a cereal killer?

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