What do you call a bean that always lies?
a kid-me bean!
Food Jokes
A woman went into the bakers shop and said, “I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest you check your scales.” The baker looked at her calmly for a moment or two and then replied;
“Ma’am, I suggest you weigh your son.”
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta
What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks up!
What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese restaurant?
Hop suey!
What do you call a frozen patty?
A brrr-ger
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