Food Jokes

From Kel, age 11, Dublin, Ireland

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin!

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From Davi, age 7, Arizona and Missouri

Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his dinner?

Because he was stuffed!

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From Leechy, age 11, Banbury, England

Why did the egg go to the jungle?

He was an eggsplorer!

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From Eliza, age 7, Indiana

What do you call a hamburger bun in a rocking chair?

Rockin’ roll!

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From Palvi, age 10, B.C , Canada

What did the sick banana say to its mother ?

I don’t peel good!

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From Corben, age 8, Washington State

What favorite drink is kept by hamsters in underground burrows?

ROOT Beer!

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