Food Jokes

From Andy, age 6, Redwood City, Ca

Where do you learn how to make ice cream?

At Sundae school!

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From Cheyennea, age 11, Pine Island, Minnesota

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crummy!

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From Chelly, age 12, Thatcham England

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

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From Elijah, age 10, Hollister, CA

What did Santa’s mom pack in his school lunch?

Ho ho homemade cookies!

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From Caleb, age 7, United States

What is the most important thing in a pie?

The fork!

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From Luhu, age 10, USA

What fruit is always together?

A pair!

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