Food Jokes

From Sarah E., age 11, Fairfax, VA. USA

Where does food go when it commits a crime?

Food Court !

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From Kaitykat, age 10, Asheville,North Carolina

Patient: Doctor,Doctor! I swallowed a bone!
Doctor: Are you choking?

Patient: No,I am serious!

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From Dhruv.99, age 8

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because he wasn’t peeling well.

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From Mariah, age 13, Arlington, TX

Once, a poor little mouse fell off the counter and into a glass of soda.

Don’t worry; it was a soft drink!

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From Ryan, age 10, Bangor Northern Ireland

A hotdog walked into a bar and asked the bartender if he could have a beer.

The bartender said, “No; I don’t serve food here!”

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From Drew, age 7, N.C.

Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Banana.
Hey, I got to split.

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