How do you make an egg roll?
Push it down a hill.
Food Jokes
What kind of berries make you smarter?
Li-berries!
What did one strawberry say to the other?
If you weren’t so fresh, we wouldn’t be in this jam!
Bert asked Ernie if he wanted some ice cream.
Ernie said, ” Sher-bert!”
Why couldn’t the ‘Cow Who Jumped Over The Moon’ eat his potato salad?
Because the dish ran away with the spoon! (from the song “Hey Diddle Diddle”)
Why did the banana visit the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
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