Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was piece of cake!
Food Jokes
How do you make an egg roll?
Push it down a hill.
What kind of berries make you smarter?
Li-berries!
What did one strawberry say to the other?
If you weren’t so fresh, we wouldn’t be in this jam!
Bert asked Ernie if he wanted some ice cream.
Ernie said, ” Sher-bert!”
Why couldn’t the ‘Cow Who Jumped Over The Moon’ eat his potato salad?
Because the dish ran away with the spoon! (from the song “Hey Diddle Diddle”)
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