Bert asked Ernie if he wanted some ice cream.
Ernie said, ” Sher-bert!”
Food Jokes
Why couldn’t the ‘Cow Who Jumped Over The Moon’ eat his potato salad?
Because the dish ran away with the spoon! (from the song “Hey Diddle Diddle”)
Why did the banana visit the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
What is the diffrence between broccoli and snot?
Kids don’t eat broccoli!
Where did the spaghetti go to dance?
To the Meat Ball!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
That’s my favorite kind of milk.
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