Food Jokes

From Roxy, age 11, Austraila

What is the diffrence between broccoli and snot?

Kids don’t eat broccoli!

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From Charlie W, age 12, England

Where did the spaghetti go to dance?

To the Meat Ball!

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From Nancy, age 12, Philadelphia, PA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?

That’s my favorite kind of milk.

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From Mary Claire, age 10, Norway

What is the type of cheese that does not belong to you?

Na-cho Cheese (not your cheese)

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From Taby, age 11, Bee Spring, Kentucky

Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?

He needed some spare ribs!

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From JJ S., age 13, Buffalo, NewYork

What is a pirate’s favorite cookie?

Chips AHOY!

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