Food Jokes

From Taby, age 11, Bee Spring, Kentucky

Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?

He needed some spare ribs!

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From JJ S., age 13, Buffalo, NewYork

What is a pirate’s favorite cookie?

Chips AHOY!

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From Maya, age 11, Brooklyn, New York

What did the banana say to the bread?

Nothing! Bananas don’t talk!

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From Kimberly, age 7, ENGLAND

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he was not peeling very well!

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From Michelle, age 12, Leesville, Louisiana

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm! (That means you ate the other half!)

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From Megan, age 9, Missouri

Is your refrigerator running?

It is, so you better go catch it!

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