Food Jokes

From Anthony, age 10, Indianapolis, IN

What do you call stolen candy?

Hot Chocolate!!

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From Barbara, a teacher, Sacramento, CA

What do firemen put in their soup?

Fire crackers!

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From Mary Q., age 11, New Zealand

What can you serve but not eat?

A tennis ball!!

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From Dan, age 11, Fife, Scotland

Why did the boy throw butter out the window?

He wanted to see a butter-fly!

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From Brandy Rachele M., age 8, Georgia

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?

Honeydew you love me?

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From Michael M., a parent, Santee

What do you call a cow that can’t give milk?

A milk dud, or an utter failure!!

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