Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Food Jokes
What’s green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!!
What did the little grape say when they crushed it?
Not much. It just gave a little whine.
What is round as a biscuit and deep as a cup and not even the Alantic can fill it up?
A tea strainer.
What vitamin helps you to see?
Vitamin C!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crummy!
