Food Jokes

From Lil' Shawty, age 9, NC

What did the taco say to the other taco?

That’s nacho cheese!

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From Max T, 7 years old, New Jersey

What does a hot dog say to hurry up?

Ketchup!

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From laiba hussain, 9 years old, Pakistan

What did the girl do after she drank 8 soda’s ?

She burped 7up!

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From Malocami, age 11, Transylvania, Romania

Why did the person eat the tomato salad?

Because the wanted to be FRESH!

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From Brian, 9 years old, New Jersey

What kind of jokes do vegetables like best?

Corny ones!

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From Oscar, 8 years old

What kind of vegetables do they grow in Antarctica?

Frozen ones!

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