Food Jokes

From Sophia, 8 years old, Gainsville

What did the salad dressing say to the salad?

Don’t look at me I’m dressing!

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From Stephanie Lin, 8 years old, New York

Why did the banana go to the doctor

It didn’t peel well!

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From Sydney, age 8, Hamilton, New Zealand

Why did the gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to a chicken’s foot!

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From Alexis, 10 years old, Atlanta, Georgia

What kind of jokes do veggies like?

Corny ones!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI

How do you make a egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk!

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From Jessica , age 8, Orlando, Florida

What kind of drink never runs out?

Infini-tea!

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