Knock Knock,
WHo’s there?
Phillip,
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with treats!
Food Jokes
Why did the student baker’s cake smell great but taste bad?
Because he used the wrong kind of flower!
When ketchup and mustard were racing, and ketchup was behind, what did ketchup say?
I’ll ketchup to you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter not tell you.
Have you ever heard about the lunch race ?
The lettuce was a head, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!
What did the salad dressing say to the refrigerator door?
Close the door; I’m dressing!
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