Food Jokes

From Abdullah Shaikh, 14 years old, Madinah, Saudi Arabia

You throw away the outside, and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside, and throw away the inside. What is it?

An ear of corn!

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From Sophie, age 9, Austin, Texas

Where do you stop on green and go on red?

A watermelon!

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From Kiara, age 10, Pittsburgh, Pa

What’s the difference between chop beef and pea soup?

Anybody can chop beef but nobody can pee soup!

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From Malfoy, age 9, London, England

What do the sun and moon usually argue about?

Their sandwich. The sun wants day-onnaise and the moon wants pea-night butter!

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From Rachel P, age 8, USA

What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anybody can roast beef but NOBODY can pee soup!!!

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From Fionna, age 3, London

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

Limp-biscuit!

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