Food Jokes

From Mary, 3 years old, France

A mushroom went to a party. Everyone said,
-Hey you can’t come in here!
He said…….

Why not? I’m a fungi!

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From Brookie, 3 years old,

Why did the stupid person throw the butter out the window?

To see the butterfly!

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From Alex :), age 11, Missouri, U.S.A

What did the egg say to the farmer?

I’m too young to fry!

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From Lizzy, age 14, New York

What is the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!

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From Kobi, age 11, McDonough, Georgia

What kind of candy gets the giggles?

Laffy Taffy

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From Erin, 8 years old, USA

What cookie makes you rich?

A fortune cookie!

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