Why would you take a mushroom to a party?
Because he’s a fun guy! (fungi)
Food Jokes
What do you call a depressed berry?
A blueberry!
Why can’t you tell a secret in a cornfield?
Too many ears are listening!
Waiter, will my pizza be long?
No sir, it will be round!!!
“Waiter, Waiter how long since this table has been washed?”
“I don’t know; I have only worked here 6 months!”
What does a Pineapple become when it’s cut ?
It becomes: PAINAPPLE!
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