kid 1: I have a good joke about butter.
kid 2: Tell me.
kid 1: No, because you’ll spread it around!
Food Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
What did the hotdog say to the hamburger?
Nice to MEAT you!
What did the yolk say to the white?
Both of us will get beaten today!
How do you make an egg roll?
You push it!
What did the farmer say when his dog stole his corn?
“AW, shucks.”
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