Food Jokes

From Andrew, age 9, Washington DC, USA

What did the girl cantaloupe say to the boy cantaloupe?

We are too young, we can’t elope!

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From Cheeseball, 4 years old

Customer: There’s a dead beetle in my soup!

Waiter: Sorry, we didn’t teach him to swim!

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From Alex C., 8 years old, Columbus, Georgia

What day do potatoes hate most?

Fry-day!

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From Robert Kovac, 7 years old, Australia

If vegetable oil is made of vegetables,

what is baby oil made of?

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From Ethan, 11 years old, Pennsylvania

How do you make a hot dog stand?

By taking away its chair!

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From Chelsea, a reader, North Carolina, USA

What’s a female name for a cheeseburger?

Patty

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