Food Jokes

From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

What do ghosts eat?

SPOOK-hetti!

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From Riri, 9 years old, Misawa,Japan

Why didn’t the banana go to school?

Because he couldn’t find a clean banana peel!

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From Samantha Grace, 12 years old, NM

Why wasn’t there any food left after the Halloween party?

Everyone was a goblin!

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From Makinzie, 5 years old, Livermore, California

What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance move?

The twist!

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From Keira Erwin, 9 years old, America

What did the egg say to the comedian?

Stop. You’re cracking me up!

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From Sebastian G, 7 years old, United States of America

How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste!

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