Did you hear the rumor about the butter?
I’d better not tell you! It might spread!
Food Jokes
Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand, and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Andy: Big hands!
What did the pasta say to the cheese at midnight?
It’s pasta your bed time! (It’s past your bedtime!)
Why did the kid throw butter out the window?
Because he wanted to see a butterfly! (Butter fly!)
When is an Irish potato not Irish anymore?
When it’s a French fry!
Why were the Cheerios afraid of the man with a spoon?
Because, he was a cereal killer!
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