Why are mushrooms always happy?
Because they are a fungi! (fun guy)
Food Jokes
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana, who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana, who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange, who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say, “Banana,” again?
What is the worst kind of vegetable to have on a boat?
A leek!
What did the bacon say to the tomato?
Lettuce get together?
What did the cake say to the knife?
Do you want a piece of me?
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