Food Jokes

From Avery W., 12 years old, Missouri

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?

Because he ran out of juice!

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From Kate, 8 years old, Brielle

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

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From Lily, 11 years old, United States

What did the egg say to the person?

You crack me up!

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From Meeree Kwak, 11 years old, Canada BC West Vancouver

What do gorillas have for lunch?

A “gorilled” cheese sandwich!

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From Luke, 11 years old, WA

What do you get if you eat beans and onions?

TEAR GAS!!

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From Kelly, 13 years old, Avon, CT, USA

Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?

I’m not telling you. You might spread it!

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