What did the bottle of Ranch say when I opened the
refrigerator?
Close the door! I’m dressing!
Food Jokes
What fruit brags?
A banananana!
What do you call a 1,000 year old pizza?
Ancient grease!
What did the big tomato say to the little one?
Catch Up!
What do pancakes and baseball have in common?
They both depend on the batter!
Person calls a store: “Do you have Dr. Pepper in
a can?”
“Yes, we do.”
“Well, please let him OUT!”
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