Food Jokes

From :-) , 11 years old, Loudon, Tennessee

What did the salad say to the fridge?

Don’t look, I’m dressing!

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From Elijah, 11 years old, America

What does bread say when its son is in big trouble?

You are some burnt toast, son!!!!

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From Meeeeeeeee, 11 years old, Miami

There are two tomatoes in a fridge.
One says: It’s sooo cold!
What does the other one say?

OMG! A talking tomato!

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From Kaleb, 3 years old, Chesterfield, VA

What do you call a snowman eating cake?

Frosting snowman!

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From Makayla Davis, 10 years old, Paris

What do eggs do for fun?

Carry yolkey!!

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From Daija, 8 years old

What is a hamburger’s girlfriend?

A chicken patty.

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