Food Jokes

From Isayes, 11 years old, Roseville

What are a cheater’s favorite chips?

Cheetos!

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From Brian, 3 years old,

What kind of tables did the mother want her kid to eat?

Vegetables!

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From Razberry, 3 years old, Chicago

What did the pizza say about the mozzarella’s joke?

That was cheesy!

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From Sophie Moran, 7 years old, Laguna Hills

What’s a boxer’s favorite drink?

Fruit punch!

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From Annabeth, 12 years old, New York City, New York

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair!

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From Lee, 3 years old,

What is the tastiest tower in the world?

The Leaning Tower of Pizza.

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