Food Jokes

From Meeeeeeeee, 11 years old, Miami

There are two tomatoes in a fridge.
One says: It’s sooo cold!
What does the other one say?

OMG! A talking tomato!

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From Kaleb, 3 years old, Chesterfield, VA

What do you call a snowman eating cake?

Frosting snowman!

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From Makayla Davis, 10 years old, Paris

What do eggs do for fun?

Carry yolkey!!

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From Daija, 8 years old

What is a hamburger’s girlfriend?

A chicken patty.

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From Cassie, 10 years old, New York

Why was the strawberry late for work?

It was in a traffic jam!

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From Isabella, 9 years old, Oregon

What do you give a lemon when it is sick?

Lemon-aid!

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