Food Jokes

From Madison Vick, 9 years old, Mississippi

Why should bananas wear sun screen?

Because they PEEL!

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From Brian, 9 years old, New Jersey

Why did the boy throw out the butter?

Because he wanted to see a butter fly!

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From Mya, 8 years old, USA

Why are chefs mean?

Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream!

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From Jay, 11 years old, California,USA

What type of food goes on forever?

Pi(e)!

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From Conor Waugh , 9 years old, London

What did the carrot say when he was rowing a boat?

There’s a leek in the boat!

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From Chy, 14 years old, Coleman,Texas

How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste!

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