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Food Jokes

From Arnel Besic, 10 years old, Salt Lake City, Utah

What did the noodle say to the butter?

Don’t try to butter me up!
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From Hank, 12 years old, Oxford Massachusetts

Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

He wanted better buns!
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From Jay, 11 years old, California, US

How does Lady GaGa like her meat?

Raw raw ra-a-a-ah
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From CJ, 12 years old, New York

What do you call eggs rolling on grass?

EGG ROLLS!!!!!!!!!!
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From Jay, 11 years old, California, USA

Why did the man throw his butter in the air?

He wanted to see a butter fly!
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From Gia Gio, 9 years old, Chicago Illinois, United States

What vegetable isn’t allowed on ships transporting goods?

Leeks (leaks)
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