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Food Jokes

From Erielle, 9 years old, Irving,Texas

What do call cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho cheese:)
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From Alex+C, 8 years old, USA

What day do potatoes hate most?

Friday!!!!!!!
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From Mum, a parent, Glasgow, Scotland

What did the big cookie say to the little cookie?

Oh crumbs!
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From Sinead, 9 years old, Fort Collins, Colorado

What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho (not your) cheese!
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From Almog Chaim Zinman, 10 years old, Lincoln, Nebraska

A man walked into a cafe and this is what he ordered:
1 egg undercooked so it is runny, and 1 overcooked egg so that it is impossible to eat. I want a piece of bacon on the side just a bit cold, and one piece of toast… not toasted, and butter right out of the fridge so it is impossible to spread.

The waiter answered, “That might be a bit difficult.” The man answered:

It cannot be difficult. That is what you served me 5 minutes ago.
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From Alana, 10 years old, Glasgow

I was going to tell you the butter joke …

But promise you won’t spread it!
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