Why did the man throw his butter in the air?
He wanted to see a butter fly!
Food Jokes
What vegetable isn’t allowed on ships transporting goods?
Leeks (leaks)
There are a Mommy tomato, a Daddy tomato and a little baby tomato. They are all going on a walk. The baby tomato is very slow and is falling behind, so what do the Mommy and Daddy tomato say?
Catch up! (ketchup)
What do call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese:)
What day do potatoes hate most?
Friday!!!!!!!
What did the big cookie say to the little cookie?
Oh crumbs!
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