There are a Mommy tomato, a Daddy tomato and a little baby tomato. They are all going on a walk. The baby tomato is very slow and is falling behind, so what do the Mommy and Daddy tomato say?
Catch up! (ketchup)
Food Jokes
What do call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese:)
What day do potatoes hate most?
Friday!!!!!!!
What did the big cookie say to the little cookie?
Oh crumbs!
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho (not your) cheese!
A man walked into a cafe and this is what he ordered:
1 egg undercooked so it is runny, and 1 overcooked egg so that it is impossible to eat. I want a piece of bacon on the side just a bit cold, and one piece of toast… not toasted, and butter right out of the fridge so it is impossible to spread.
The waiter answered, “That might be a bit difficult.” The man answered:
It cannot be difficult. That is what you served me 5 minutes ago.
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