Food Jokes

From Ari Joelle, 11 years old, Michigan

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he’s a fungi!

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From Haylee, 9 years old, Indiana

Why did the ice cream put sunscreen on?

So he wouldn’t melt!

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From Anna Namous, a teacher, None of Your Business

What is the funniest type of taffy?

The Laffy Taffy

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From Benjamin, 12 years old, USA

How does Lady Gaga like her hamburgers?

Raw-raw-raw!

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From Emma Jo, 10 years old, Minnesota, USA

What do you get when you put milk and cereal together?

A yummy breakfast.

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From Kenny, 9 years old, Florida

What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

Strawberry!

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