Food Jokes

From Sam, 11 years old, Washington

What do you call a hot dog in a bun?

An in betweenie weenie!

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From Laurino, 13 years old, Phoenix

What do you get when you cross breakfast and a cheerleader?

Cheerios!

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From Addy, 8 years old, L.A.,C.A

What city has lots of sacks of Mentos?

Sack-ra-mento!

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From Amber, 17 years old, Arizona

What did the coach say to tomato when it was in last place?

Ketchup!

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From Austin, 9 years old, Ohio

What did the pasta say to his mom?

Pasta salt and pepper please!

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From Adrian, 11 years old, Tucson, Arizona

Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

He wanted bigger buns!

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