Food Jokes

From Dominique, 11 years old, South Africa

What are the two things that you can’t eat for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner!

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From Kimmy, 10 years old, New York

What day of the week do fries hate?

Fry-day!

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From Krystalynn, 11 years old, Chesapeake, Virginia

What’s the square root of pie?

Cupcake!

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From Mal, 10 years old, Pennsylvania

Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

To get better buns!

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From Brianna E , 7 years old, MI

Why do bananas wear sunscreen?

Because they peel!

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From Aiden, 10 years old, Harding,PA

What’s a hot burger’s rival?

An ice burg!

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