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Food Jokes

From Hekela, 10 years old, Rochester

Why was the little strawberry so sad?

Because her mom was in a jam!
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From DANNY, 10 years old, California, North America

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because it wasn’t peeling well
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From Dani, 10 years old, United States

I’m a serial killer…

I stepped on a cornflake!
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From Beth E. N. S., 12 years old, Springfield, OR, USA

A cute child was sitting down to eat breakfast. Her mom got out some Cheerios. When the girl’s father came into the kitchen for his cup of coffee, the girl looked up and said,

“Look what I got, Daddy! Donut seeds!”
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Filed Under: Food, Kids

From Annamia, 9 years old, America,GA

Where is a frog’s favorite place to eat?

ihop!
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Filed Under: Food, Frog

From Jamie-Leigh R, 10 years old, England

How do you get a fat man out of bed?

Piece a cake.
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Filed Under: Food, People

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