Food Jokes

From Annamia, 9 years old, America, GA Newnan

What did the sushi say to the other sushi?

You look fishy!

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From Hannah, 12 years old, Florida

What did the hot dog say to the hamburger?

Nice buns!

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From Taylor, 8 years old, USA

Why did the baby strawberry cry?

Because his parents were in a jam!

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From Maria Isabel, 10 years old, Florida

What fruit never gets lonely?

Pears!

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From Maia, 11 years old, Pohnpei,FSM

What do you call a pea that has been in a fight?

A black eyed pea!

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From Antonia, 10 years old, FL

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?

Bacon a cake!

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