Food Jokes

From Max, 8 years old, USA

What did baby corn say to mom corn??

Where is pop corn?

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From Cassandra , 11 years old, Illinois, Newton

Why were the chips dancing?

Because of the salsa!

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From Mary Beth, 5 years old, USA

Two cannibals ate a clown. One looked at the other and said,

This tastes funny!

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From Jack, 10 years old, England

Why did the orange go to the docter ?

Because he wasn’t peeling very well!

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From Gautam, 9 years old, India

What can you never eat for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner!

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From Ian, 9 years old, Canada

How did the man get to the sandwich shop?

He used the subway!

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