Food Jokes

From Cassandra. H, 11 years old, Illinois,Newton

Why did the orange stop rolling

It ran out of juice.

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From Sophs, 11 years old, UK

Waiter, waiter! What’s this on my plate?

I don’t know sir. All bugs look the same to me.

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From Rose, 8 years old,

Why didn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?

Because he was on a roll!

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From Ashley , 12 years old, New York

What is the smallest room in the world?

A mush-room!

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From Quentn, 9 years old, United States of America

What’s Spongebob’s favorite day to eat a Krabby patty?

Fry Day!

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From Jacky, 9 years old, Hawaii

What do bananas do when they meet each other?

A banana shake!

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