Food Jokes

From Rumaiza, 10 years old, Saudi Arabia

Which is the jam you cannot eat?

Traffic jam!

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From Natasha, a grownup, Philippines

Teacher:If a lollipop was 30p,and you bought 5 of them, what would you have spent altogether?

Pupil:A few minutes in the shop!

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From Mia, 10 years old, California, Sebastopol

What is a good gift for a pastry chef?

Flours!

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From Crissie, 9 years old, USA,CA

What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?

“Close the door; I’m dressing!

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From Ry, age 12

Did you hear about the mushroom that moved in next door?

Yeah. I heard he was a fun guy!

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From Andrew, 9 years old, USA

Why did the dog stay away from the grill?

He didn’t want to be the HOT DOG!

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