Food Jokes

From M.O., 11 years old, Ohio

What did the hot dog say when he won the contest?

I’M THE WIENER!

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From Maria, age 14, Albany, Louisiana

What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?

I’m a weiner!!!

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From Samirah, age 10, New York

Why does a banana need sunscreen?

Because it peels!

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From Maria, age 8, Kuwait in the city of Jabriya

Why did the orange car stop rolling?

It was out of juice!

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From fox101, age 11, Maryland, United States

Why can’t you make eggs laugh?

Because they might crack up!

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From Tiffany Flores, age 13, Las Vegas, NV

What do Santa’s Elves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars!

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