Food Jokes

From Andrew, 9 years old, USA

Why did the dog stay away from the grill?

He didn’t want to be the HOT DOG!

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From Larry, 8 years old, Garland

What kind of crackers do firefighters put in their soup?

Firecrakers!

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From Ibrahim, 8 years old, Maryland

Why did the troll step on two banana peels?

He wanted a pair of slippers!

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From M.O., 11 years old, Ohio

What did the hot dog say when he won the contest?

I’M THE WIENER!

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From Maria, age 14, Albany, Louisiana

What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?

I’m a weiner!!!

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From Samirah, age 10, New York

Why does a banana need sunscreen?

Because it peels!

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