Food Jokes

From Sophie H., age 9, Omaha,Nebraska

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling well!

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From Laeonne, age 10, Wichita, Kansas

Why did the lettuce turn red?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

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From Lauren, age 10, Wales

What do you call a dog by the fire?

Hot dog!

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From Bryce, age 12, South Carolina, USA

Did I ever tell you the pizza joke?

It’s really cheesy!

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From Maya, age 6, Dubai

What do you call beef that doesn’t taste good?

A mis-steak!

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From Maya, age 6, Dubai

What do you call a lazy french fry?

A couch potato!

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